Sylvia vs. Alisha

In loveny with Duchovny

2008-07-17T12:42:00.000-07:00

STYLISH
Thanks to Gillian turning me on to Californication I am now COMPLETELY OBSESSED with David Duchovny. I mean, those beady eyes, that sexy bod, that nose! Plus it is seriously like the best show I have seen in a while.. so sad there's only been one season!

SEXY

SILLY

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY GARRFINKLESTEIN!!!

2008-06-21T20:19:00.000-07:00

"I do drink and I like to smoke weed, sir"

Soooo, instead of being able to go down to Avila beach for Alisha's big birthday blowout, I am stuck at home watching COPS reruns. How do the french say.... jealouse??? I am so sad. Anyway, I can't wait to see pictures and hear about all the fun I missed! Like who pooped in their pants and who threw Alisha into the pool!

xoxo
gossip girl

NEED MORE RAM

2008-03-18T14:56:00.000-07:00

Who would make a better MP3J, Jessica or Alisha?????

Who Will Be LA's Next Top Model?

2008-03-14T17:38:00.000-07:00

Top Row (Left to Right): Nick, Ryan, Emily, Johnny, Alisha
Bottom Row (Left to Right): Kristina, Marcus, Lisa, Jacinto

Queeters!

2008-02-19T12:44:00.000-08:00

The only point of this post is to show you how cute Chiquita is!!!! That's it!!!!

Who blogged it better?

2008-02-01T14:05:00.000-08:00

My favorite frienemy, from SF's most popular blog, was at this party I "made an appearance at" the other night. When we first met he was totally rude and I may have drunkenly told him I hated him. I was just lashing out. Jeremy and his ever-present camera actually took some decent photos this time. As I told him, "for once he didn't make me look like a freaky raver". We extended the proverbial olive branch, and took this picture together.

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Anyways, Tom was lovely as always, and I loved his outfit! He even bought me a beer.

So, don't you think my blog is better than their blog?
Friendly competition is totally healthy especially when you come out on top!

www.worldfamousinsf.blogspot.com

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Happy B-day JonaTHONG!!!

2008-01-26T11:49:00.000-08:00

Johnny is pushing 30 and we celebrated at...THE GOLD ROOM!!
Jessica made cute gift bags and we got in trouble for throwing confetti everywhere. ooops!
Like usual I had to go home early cause I had school the next day, but accroding to the birthday boy the party was way better than when he celebrated in San Francisco...DUH!!!!

HAPPY B-DAY JOHNNY!!
LA LUVZ YER!

Quiz for U

2008-01-25T17:32:00.001-08:00

I love quizzes! When I was a kid, Gish and I would bake homemade chocolate chip cookies and do the quiz in Teen magazine together every month. How to Tell if He is Into You? (He wasn't). Are You a Flirt? (I wasn't). What's Your Style? (ummmm...).

Jessica sent me this color quiz to take the other day (www.colorquiz.com) so I took it and the results were soooooooo wrong! OMG I have never seen such poor results from a quiz. Even the Jr. high quizzes were more accurate. You should take it and tell me if it made you feel as bad as me.

(On a side note, I was surfing the web and looking at other quizzes and they were SO funny here are a few of the ones I liked the best: Could You Date a Sexy Vampire?, Are You Ugly or Pretty?, and How Blood Obsessed Are You? Haha sooooo good!

P.S: You should watch Myles' new video cause it made me feel better about myself.When I am down I can just tell myself "At least I'm not really into Vanessa Williams. Life could be worse."

I once had good taste...

2008-01-22T17:47:00.000-08:00

Usually on my drive to and from school I listen to NPR and catch up on my election 2008 news. Today, lucky me, I didn't have to be at school today until 10:30am instead of my usual 8:00am start time. So I got in the car and some really depressing, quite, boring, music was coming out of the speaker. I quickly found out that this was KCRW's morning programming called "Morning Becomes Eclectic". Now, since I just moved to LA I am not totally familiar with the history of this program or it's popularity, but on my first real introduction to it I was really BORED! Maybe I am just bored in general, but it made me realize that I am kind of in a musical slump/rut/somethingoranother. Since my ipod got lost/stolen (yet to be determined), I have not had the luxury to listen to music in the car and when I am at home I have been listening to records mostly but one of my speakers broke so that sucks. Also, I don't have speakers for my computer yet so my itunes must be played directly from my laptop and I don't have a CD player so I play CD's out of the TV. Ummmm...I am not trying to sound pathetic, but I totally need help. I need some new music to get me excited and motivated to get a new ipod, fix my speaker, and start jammin out. Any suggestions, ideas, mix CD's/tapes, or encouragement would be greatly appreciated and repaid at some point.

Thanks for your help you guys. Does anyone else feel like this? I came home today and put on the same record I have been listening to for the past 2 weeks. It has to stop somewhere!!! HELP!

I want this. Can you please buy it for me? Thanks!

2008-01-20T10:02:00.000-08:00

Adelaide sent me this:

Pimp my ride car 4 sale - $8000

Reply to: sale-540477343@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-15, 6:02PM

88 Acura Legend LS Great car! "As Seen On TV" Alligator, suede, and leather interior. Blue metallic flake paint exterior.18" giovani rims New petals, new carpet, two tv monitors, dvd player, ps2, satellite radio, bowling ball rack in trunk, and plexi glass speaker (unreleased).

This item has been posted by-owner.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Original URL: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/car/540477343.html

Who wore it better?

2008-01-18T15:12:00.000-08:00

Who in my family knows how to work the sunglasses look and who should hang them up on the hook??
(clever? i know!)

Fatal Attraction!

2008-01-18T13:57:00.000-08:00

Why is it that somehow it happens that we find ourselves inexplicably drawn to that which we can't have or makes us feel bad. I feel like I hear it all the time. Friends who are in love with someone who treats them badly or is involved with someone else. My journey down this road began last spring in San Francisco. My friend Michelle had called me up and asked me to meet her at Yerba Buena Gardens for lunch. Always eager to get the hell out of my jail cell of an office and gossip with Michelle about her internet sexy chats and ex-boyfriend drama I gladly accepted. I scooted out of my office and popped into Harvest Urban Market to pick up something yummy. Sadly, the cutie that worked there had quit by this point so my visit was strictly food-oriented. Anyways, I get to Harvest and decide upon a caprese sandwich and feeling summery i ventured into the fruit section. I landed upon a basket of plump, ripe, and delicious looking figs. Figs are seriously the most forgotten about fruit and I don't understand why. They are sweet, juicy, and have a great texture. I bought my figs and my sandwich and walked down to the park to "chow down". Over the course of an hour I recieved an extensive sexual education (as always) from Michelle and ate the entire basket of delicious figs. Next thing I know my mouth was feeling all itchy and bumpy and my throat was closing up. Fuck! What was going on? I went back to work and kind of blew it off and my mouth felt really funny for a couple more days.

Later in the week I indulged once again in some fresh figs. You guessed it: bumpy mouth, itchy throat, blah blah blah. Basically what I am getting at is I think I am allergic to figs. NO!!!! I couldn't really handle this at this point in my life so I chose to ignore it. I kind of avoided figs for a while but it has been so hard. Tuesday I decided to test the waters and I bought organic fig newtons from Whole Foods. I couldn't resist...OMG they looked SO good. I got four of the cookies down before I even turned off of Fairfax and it started happening again. This time the top of my mouth was super swollen. I ignored it again and packed my lunch for the next day including a nice ziploc bag full of the sweet treats. Needless to say those little figgys had no mercy on me and I am paying for it now. It's Friday and my mouth STILL hurts. WTF!! I can't handle it and the worst part is all I want to eat is figs!!!! I am CRAVING them...bad! I had to give Adelaide the rest of the cookies and make her take them away from me.

I just don't understand why I am so attracted to something that does nothing but bring me pain and sorrow. It's like a bad relationship...I keep going back for more. Umm...DUH Alisha you know how this is going to end. Get over it. Kick it to the curb. But I just can't give up that easily.

TOE JAM

2008-01-14T21:10:00.001-08:00

I stubbed my toe REALLY hard and probably broke it...... Take a look!

Happy New Jear's!!

2008-01-14T20:49:00.000-08:00

In 2008 I can only hope for lots more of THIS:

Four of us sleeping in Alisha's bed (Johnny, Adelaide, me, Alisha) with JR on the couch.
Hanging out ALL day on New Year's day with the above-mentioned people, many hours spent at Brite Spot.
Drunk Steve Aoki asking Ade and I "are you my mommy??"
JUSITCE!
Didn't get to see Jessie I'm sad :( :( :(
Taking a walk around Silverlake Reservoir and passing Giovanni Ribisi (cutie).
Almost, pretty much, probably, maybe seeing the back of Mary-Kate's head at the Ivy (hard to tell).

ex oh
Sylvia

I heart lolblogs!

2007-11-28T01:06:00.000-08:00

Halloween Costume Contest!

2007-11-18T00:29:00.000-08:00

Halloween in Los Angeles was an amazing event!
The costumes were SOOOOO good!
Here are just a few of the costumes.
Which is your favorite?

Lisa as a ganguro girl:

Jacinto as an Aladdin club kid:

Patrik as Oscar the Grouch:

Ryan as Wesley from the Princess Bride:

Kristina as a Teddy Bear:

Krissie as Tammy Faye:

Alisha & Jessica as Northern and Southern California:

Johnny & Darwin as 80's Dancers (there is just no equivalent):

Ch ch changes!

2007-10-20T23:35:00.000-07:00

Taking a cue from Alisha, I've started working with troubled San Francisco youths. Note their progress from street to neat.

How cute is too cute?: The Jonathan Smith Story

2007-10-18T11:22:00.000-07:00

As you can clearly see Johnny is cute, cute, cute! The eyeliner, the scarf, the pose, the curly tendrels. To be honest I am really sick of it. Blahblahblahblahblah! I can't take it any longer...can you say high maintenance? So what I wanted to find out (as you have heard so many times before) what happens when people "get real"? So this "make-under" of sorts set out to strip off the layers and meet the real Jonathan. Here are the results:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

If it came down to it...

2007-10-15T18:11:00.000-07:00

who do you think would win in a fight? I ask because Sylvia seems to think that she would win because she's "bitchier" or something. Also, if she doesn't start returning my phone calls in a timely manner it might come to it.

Happy Birthday Jessica!

2007-10-08T00:50:00.000-07:00

Jessica turned 27!
Hopefully, most of you got to come see Jessica at her party at the Gold Room. It was a fun time. I, unfortunately, had to leave early so I missed all the newsworthy bits.
Since school started, I have been feeling nostalgic so I went through all my photos. Here is a little trip down our memory lane:

If you missed the awesome video flyer then here you go:

This flyer was made by Darwin. He is a genius and he's so nice! If you want one of these for your party...you should have him do it!

Who wore it better?

2007-10-03T12:44:00.000-07:00

One of us is on the left, the other is not. Can you tell who's who? I can't help if my good genes are a dead giveaway!

Who wore this new fall look better??

P.S. Happy Birthday Jessica Gaston!!!!!

Howdy, y'all

2007-10-02T23:04:00.000-07:00

Jackews had a long weekend too, he's got to catch up on his beauty sleep...

San Frantastic vs. L.A.me

Alisha's been a busy little bee.. a busy blogging bee, that is! Wonder how she finds time amidst all of her "studying," hmmm... I prefer to spend my days working on my fitness and my nights going to the Opera, daahling! Meghan got us tickets to see "Tales of Hoffman" at the Legion of Honor because she does all the costumes for them. I do love a good musical! After an evening playing dress up in our Saturday's best, we decided to slum it in the mission by going to a house party. I ended up sleeping in Meghan's bed, and awoke to her spooning me. I bet Alisha's simply green with envy!

TTFN
Sylvia

30 Second Los Angeles Makeovers

2007-10-02T22:11:00.000-07:00

When it comes to makeovers, my philosophy is: The quicker the better!
While at a recent dinner party at my friend Darwin's house, Lisa, Chandra, Rafael, Jacinto and I really put this to the test.
What a difference 30 seconds can make!
Here are the amazing makeovers:

Lisa went from Blah to Bla-zow with these red lips!

Chandra really took it up a notch, and took her hair down a few!

Rafael tamed his wild locks and refined his look!

Jacinto added a sports coat for sophistication!

Who wore it better?

2007-10-02T16:43:00.000-07:00

One of us turns up the heat, and the other needs to be out on the street.

Friday Night Fun

2007-09-22T10:28:00.001-07:00

Can you believe it rained in Los Angeles last night? I barely had a moment to notice amid the choas and delight of the Air concert and the after party where we enjoyed free cheese and wine with creepy Scientologist Beck. The party would have been better if the DJ's equipment didn't get soaking wet in the rain. After party with no music??? Those guys in Air are SO cute. I totally forgot.
Oh ya, and before I went out I cleaned out my enitre closet, made brownies, and went to the new vegan place, Flore, on Sunset...which is AMAZING!
I wonder what Sylvia did last night? Hmmm...I'm guessing it involved Netflix. I know, it's SO SAD!

Who wore it better?

2007-09-21T17:21:00.000-07:00

These "outfits" sizzle on one of us and fizzle on the other. You be the judge.